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Your crotch has been missing something all these years and Yoshihiro Tanbara Archivesyou didn't even know it.

It's called a "Beachtail," and it's basically a crotch charm designed to embellish your bikini when you're at the beach. Because apparently your swimwear isn't enough on its own!

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Japanese retailer BoDivas is behind the bizarre crotch charms, which are formed of a small metal chain to be worn inside your bikini bottoms. Once hooked inside bikini bottoms, four chains adorned with stones will dangle from your crotch.

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Sounds so comfortable.

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The "beachtail" accessory is made from a rhodium silver-plated metal chain and Swarovski crystals. But, for beachgoers soaking up the sun during the warm summer months, wearing anything made of metal is pretty much a recipe for disaster. And, you might end up getting a nasty burn.

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Ranging in price from $19.50 (£15) to $22.50 (£17.30), the Beachtails are available online via BoDivas' Etsy, Ebay, and Amazon stores.

This is one beach trend we will not be in a hurry to try out.

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