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Yes,£noteworth£eroticism in black I know Christmas is almost over and we'll soon be singing "Auld Lang Syne", but I've still got "All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey in my head. The reason? Because all I want for Christmas is a fiver.

Not just any old fiver. One of those ultra-rare £5 notes worth £50,000. You know the ones with the special Jane Austen inscription? There are only four of them in circulation in the UK and two have already been snapped up.

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The first was found in a cafe in south Wales in mid-December after Graham Short -- the micro-engraver behind these tiny Austen portraits -- used it to pay for a sausage and egg sandwich.

The latest one turned up in Scotland today. Some lucky sod found the note in a Christmas card.

Basic arithmetic dictates that there are still two out there. Originally suspected to be worth £20,000 ($25,160) the notes have reportedly been insured for £50,000 ($61,660) each.

Quick, check your pockets and memorize these serial numbers right now: AM32 885552 and AM32 885554.

Anyone who finds the notes has been advised to contact the Tony Huggins-Haig Gallery in Kelso, Scotland, which is behind the project.

This is the stuff Willy Wonka dreams are made of!

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