【White Nude Taken Down】

It's an orange peel. It's a traffic cone. No,White Nude Taken Down it's the Miami Dolphins.

The NFL is trying to "Light Up Thursday Night" this season by introducing "Color Rush" uniforms for Thursday Night Football games. Each team has its own vibrant jersey alternative. The Miami Dolphins introduced theirs on Thursday, unveiling some all-orange duds.

Miami lost 22-7 to the Cincinnati Bengals — but the Dolphins may have taken their biggest L online, where the amateur comedians of Twitter had plenty to say on the matter. Let's get into the jokes!

First, there were the food comparisons.

Delicious. pic.twitter.com/bLqQxoUg9p

— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 30, 2016

Dolphins uniforms lookin like jugs of Tang #TNF pic.twitter.com/T8wgYNZVsj

— Ripdaville (@ReezyKid) September 30, 2016

These awful #NFL Color rush uniforms. Dolphins look like circus peanuts @FitzyGFY @RochieWBZ @Sarge985 @KenGriffeyRules @Toucherandrich pic.twitter.com/tJU4MvCp9U

— John DeLano (@DetDeLano) September 30, 2016

where @Nike got inspiration for the #Dolphins #ColorRush uniforms pic.twitter.com/5TT5Kkw8xu

— TGA615 (@thegrayarea) September 30, 2016

Then, there were some who just couldn't handle the brightness.

This is what the Dolphins' uniforms are doing to my eyes: pic.twitter.com/HQDltXoDF3

— Not Tony Romo (@not_romo) September 30, 2016

When you stare at the #Dolphins uniforms for too long... #TNF pic.twitter.com/uyBXN9xRwO

— SpongeBob Sports (@SpongeBobSports) September 30, 2016

When I saw tonight's #Dolphins uniforms.#TNF #NFL pic.twitter.com/exNF7fA8IG

— Grumpy Eagles Fan (@fan_grumpy) September 29, 2016

Finally, there was this genius comparison. Because why not?

Dolphins uniforms tonight: pic.twitter.com/ilpD5ECxAL

— Steve Braband (@stevebraband) September 29, 2016

In comparison, Oct. 6's Thursday night matchup between the Cardinals and 49ers features some relatively muted jerseys.

Oct. 6 Color Rush game features Cardinals (white) at 49ers (black). pic.twitter.com/H9r7UnkbOI

— Paul Lukas (@UniWatch) September 13, 2016

The Twitter peanut gallery might not be as active next week, which, really, is a loss for us all.

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