【The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String】

David Pumpkins is The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the Stringthe year's most terrifying new Halloween character.

But why limit him to Saturday Night Live? As this supercut shows, Mr. Pumpkins could be just as effective in such classic horror flicks as The Shining, ScreamandThe Ring.

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Sleep easy, children. David S. Pumpkins is simply a character portrayed by Tom Hanks, the most likable actor in Hollywood.

Or is he? What's that music coming from the backseat of your car? Get out of there! It's too late ... any questions?

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