Grab a shovel and almost caught teen sex videoyour winter trekking gear, we're organizing a posse to save Martha Stewart.
We aren't sure where she is, but Stewart tweeted a picture of herself stuck in the snow in a plow truck. So grab your stuff. Pack light, we leave in five.
SEE ALSO: East Coast blizzard got you down? Cute animals in the snow are here to help.Plowing the four miles of roads on my farm I get stuck right by my house Waiting for a tractor to tow me out!
"I decided to plow now I am stuck darn!!!!!" writes Stewart, social media's most authentic celebrity.
I decided to plow now I am stuck darn!!!!! pic.twitter.com/htdUI9iXfW
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) February 9, 2017
Darnis right.
Darnis our rallying call.
Darnthe odds, we must rescue Martha.
Instagram has informed me that @MarthaStewart is stuck in the snow. @God help her
— pwr bttn (@PWRBTTMBAND) February 9, 2017
MY PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU STAY WARM AND SAFE @MarthaStewart
— cale g weissman (@caleweissman) February 9, 2017
MARTHA STEWART IS HARD AS FUCK AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT FOR A SECOND https://t.co/uS3cLO8Lwm
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 9, 2017
in a constant struggle of wanting to tweet "celebrities are not your friends" and wanting to retweet Martha Stewart stuck in a snow plow
— pkrang (@pussykrang) February 9, 2017
Will you answer the call? Will you help Martha? The world is watching.
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