【Exploring The Jungle Between My Wife’s Crotch】

You can Exploring The Jungle Between My Wife’s Crotchreturn a faulty alarm clock to the store, but what about a faulty rooster?

In hopes of getting her out-of-control pet rooster off her hands, Denell McCaul posted a lengthy rant to Facebook last week offering to give the rooster away to just about anyone willing to take it.

McCaul writes that the "inconsiderate jerk" crows every morning at 5:30 a.m. without fail. Really though, this picture says it all:

"He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back to sleep and then he'll start back up with his obnoxious cock-a-doodle-doing right outside of your windows," she writes.

Another con: "He is also a perfect rooster if you want to start running... around your yard... while you're trying to get away from him."

McCaul's post lays it all out, in case you've been looking for a pet from hell.

I mean, he is freethough.

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